Falling in love with vampires....

An obvious advantage of having a vampire boyfriend is the fact that he won’t be sleepy all those nights, when you’d rather have him talk to you, than lie down and snore. Nor can he be ever delayed to see you, for traffic jams, as it seems, do not affect the speed by which vampires travel, even when they are driving a normal car, with a steering wheel meant for human hands.

Of course, if you’d always wanted to climb that high peak in the vicinity, not as high as Mount Everest, but high enough, nevertheless, your vampire beau can carry you on his back, while he runs uphill to that peak; and to your utter surprise, you’d have reached to your destination in lesser time, than you could have ever imagined. But be sure to keep your eyes closed during this ROMANTIC exercise, lest the sight of big trees and many small hills running to you, almost hitting you with all that speed, should leave you dizzy for days at a stretch.

For those of you with acute insomnia, its time to start the hunt for a vampire boyfriend, for as I said vampires cannot sleep. So why not create those sleepless nights to remember!!??
And, in case, you don’t happen to have security guards to watch over as you sleep through the nights, vampire boyfriends are known to be watchful, vigilant, as they sit by your bedside, while you are fast asleep; without your knowledge of course…
Eh… did I hear “breach of privacy…”??!!

An exciting part could be getting to meet your vampire father-in-law, and vampire mother-in-law, and then vampire brother and sister-in-law. Lawful … I tell you…
But be safe, lest they should find you appetizing/inviting enough to cross all barricades of vampirely brotherhood and be driven to have you for the next cocktail party!
You know what I mean…

And yes, for those of you who have nothing interesting left in your own life, and would rather end it, its time for a vampire beau… Enter a new world… your beloved hunting with those big bared teeth … n you sitting… admiring… basking in the sun…
I know you can’t wait to get yourself started… fantasizing…!

Not to forget the fact that some things in life are best left unsaid… n rather understood without need of words. And as we are told that some vampires are gifted enough to read your mind…
So if you’ve been wondering how your vampire beau got to know how many seconds in a minute (60, is it??!!) you think of him, hmmm… now you know.
But be sure, lest your thoughts should cause him anger, for he finds you enticing in ways more than one…
And as I hear…, anger can make your blood… err… what do you call it??
“TASTIER”.

Well … if the last thought that just crossed your mind was to finally put your foot down and tell your vampire beau that, you do not in the least like the new dress he gifted you, you’ll be surprised to know that its not going to work; for vampires can hardly be pressured to do things against their will. Be it fitting you into that new dress, or carrying you all the way to that prom night, he can do it all.
Romantic, aint it??!!

And, if you still haven’t fallen in love with vampires, EXCITING (ahem… ahem…!!), as the idea sounds; you should go read “TWILIGHT”
Rest assured, you’ll go weak in the knees…. “THIS WAY OR THAT !!”

Ahem… ahem…!!
No implied meanings please…