Falling in love with vampires....

An obvious advantage of having a vampire boyfriend is the fact that he won’t be sleepy all those nights, when you’d rather have him talk to you, than lie down and snore. Nor can he be ever delayed to see you, for traffic jams, as it seems, do not affect the speed by which vampires travel, even when they are driving a normal car, with a steering wheel meant for human hands.

Of course, if you’d always wanted to climb that high peak in the vicinity, not as high as Mount Everest, but high enough, nevertheless, your vampire beau can carry you on his back, while he runs uphill to that peak; and to your utter surprise, you’d have reached to your destination in lesser time, than you could have ever imagined. But be sure to keep your eyes closed during this ROMANTIC exercise, lest the sight of big trees and many small hills running to you, almost hitting you with all that speed, should leave you dizzy for days at a stretch.

For those of you with acute insomnia, its time to start the hunt for a vampire boyfriend, for as I said vampires cannot sleep. So why not create those sleepless nights to remember!!??
And, in case, you don’t happen to have security guards to watch over as you sleep through the nights, vampire boyfriends are known to be watchful, vigilant, as they sit by your bedside, while you are fast asleep; without your knowledge of course…
Eh… did I hear “breach of privacy…”??!!

An exciting part could be getting to meet your vampire father-in-law, and vampire mother-in-law, and then vampire brother and sister-in-law. Lawful … I tell you…
But be safe, lest they should find you appetizing/inviting enough to cross all barricades of vampirely brotherhood and be driven to have you for the next cocktail party!
You know what I mean…

And yes, for those of you who have nothing interesting left in your own life, and would rather end it, its time for a vampire beau… Enter a new world… your beloved hunting with those big bared teeth … n you sitting… admiring… basking in the sun…
I know you can’t wait to get yourself started… fantasizing…!

Not to forget the fact that some things in life are best left unsaid… n rather understood without need of words. And as we are told that some vampires are gifted enough to read your mind…
So if you’ve been wondering how your vampire beau got to know how many seconds in a minute (60, is it??!!) you think of him, hmmm… now you know.
But be sure, lest your thoughts should cause him anger, for he finds you enticing in ways more than one…
And as I hear…, anger can make your blood… err… what do you call it??
“TASTIER”.

Well … if the last thought that just crossed your mind was to finally put your foot down and tell your vampire beau that, you do not in the least like the new dress he gifted you, you’ll be surprised to know that its not going to work; for vampires can hardly be pressured to do things against their will. Be it fitting you into that new dress, or carrying you all the way to that prom night, he can do it all.
Romantic, aint it??!!

And, if you still haven’t fallen in love with vampires, EXCITING (ahem… ahem…!!), as the idea sounds; you should go read “TWILIGHT”
Rest assured, you’ll go weak in the knees…. “THIS WAY OR THAT !!”

Ahem… ahem…!!
No implied meanings please…

Beauty lies... in the SITUATIONS of the beholder!!

There was a time…
When the sun would shine…
And the sky would smile…
And Little Red Riding Hood would set forth on her journey of a mile…
She would laugh and sing,
-ding dong ding dong ding-

And, great grandmothers would tell their great grandkids, about the great picturesque landscape little Red Riding Hood was passing by. The beautiful little moor; and the beautiful pond; the pleasant breeze, and the pleasingly unwinding path. Then, the
agreeable stones, that would most willingly roll out of the way, and the dainty blossoms that shall bid her farewell…!
The benign sun, and then of course, the ever so beautiful moon that’ll slowly start peeping out of those ever so beautiful clouds, once its about to get dark(again, so beautifully dark… with all those splendid stars, whose beauty, you shall write poems about).

Behold the scene, ever so beautiful… your eyelids growing lighter… a smile crosses your face…
And, suddenly, you might even hear the pleasant, slightly musical downpour of the friendly clouds, which though I haven’t mentioned in the above beautiful description, but, I am sure you are going to find it hard to leave them out of view, with all that beauty around…

Beauty… beauty… beauty…
Behold it lest it should fade!!
- period-

Now open your eyes back again…
Beauty gone… something else sets in…
Or, are you already done with calling me a few “nice names” for wasting away your precious minutes in contemplating non-existing beauty???

Sun never shines, always those dirty black clouds obscuring it out of view. And, if it does shine, it happens to be one of those days, when its already too much of a pain to stay put in your clothes… “that summer sweat”, I tell you.
And then of course, the smiling sky… well, who saw the sky smile until and unless it was upto some mischief… either before it was going to breath fire unto the earth; or of course, after it is done with pouring down the entire stock of rain it could ever have, over us, helpless little beings.
And, talking about the rain, who likes jumping over unnecessary puddles… hmm??
And those uncalled raindrops, that’ll either smudge your make-up, or worse still, a “bad-hair-day”. The worst is still to come, driving problems… traffic… congestion… uff… don’t ask…
Dirty path… stupid unwanted stones… punctures…
Now who told these flowers to grow here?? Now where is your parking space gone??
No… not again!!
But… shit always happens…
Wish things were at least a little… eh… what do you call it… “beautiful”!!

- period-

The cinema hall on the next cross… its got the most amazing movie playing ever…
“ye hasin vadiyan…
ye khula aasman…”
Breathtaking I tell you!!...
And now, imagine you and your beloved , and this beautiful-beautiful landscape…
Quite a sight…!!
And then of course, the next beautiful thing… that small little house in the country, that you have always intended to have … to settle down into the very lap of all things so beautiful, so natural, and so splendid!!
Beautiful…!! (sigh)…

- period –
But beauty, as we say, does not exist…
Or … does it????