honey"I'm home"

The voice on the phone...
"honey, I'm home"

Look out the window...
"honey, you don't show"

Run down the stairs...
"Let me find you sweet eclairs"

Pull open the door...
"Not here, okay, I'm not searching anymore"

Close the door, but don't latch it at all...
"okay honey, you can step in now; I promise I won't hear your footfall"

Don't worry, he didn't see you blush...
"Honey, where are you now, I'm in a rush"

Put yourself down hard on the couch...
"huh!! Play by yourself honey, I'm not looking for you now"

Did you just feel that touch on the shoulder?? Hmmm... turn stealthily around...
"Honey, where are you, lets not play lost an found"

Pretend you are not bothered, and make your eyeballs do a full circle...
"Honey, I'm thirsty, If you are hiding near the fridge, please do run away quicker"

Don't look so elated, slyly check the kitchen...
"Not even near the fridge, nor your lunch box, honey... Not Done!!"

okay!! Now you are angry, go pick up the receiver...
"Honey, you've had it, as if I have no other work!!"

Your eyes full wide, and be ready to shout...
"Will you pick up the phone now you honey IDIOT??"

Don't look frightened now, thats ok if you scream...
"o honey... you, from where did you appear"

You are happy in his arms, but don't blush atleast...
"I'm not kidding honey, had you played more, I wouldn't have talked to you for a week."

Show him you are angry, please, please don't blush...
"Honey, I don't love you; you trouble me too much"

;)