Wuthering Heights!!

ahem ahem.... imagine
in the middle of the play suddenly this girl freaks out, obviously the poor actor was bound to go berserk. I mean whats his fault in that. He acted nice, knew his lines well, and whats more to it; audience could actually relate to the poor character he was playing.
"Cathy... No you said you weren't engaged for the evening, then why? why do you say you expect Linton to wait on you at this hour? Linton of all the people; Do you even realize the time you used to spend with me is all given to that beast of a fellow???

WHY CATHY???? WHYYY"

and all that anguish, that expression, twitching lips, unmoving eyeballs, that all send down a chill down your spine.
Then suddenly the character bursts out laughing... Heathcliffe laughs suddenly on the stage, laughs, and then is way to embarrassed too even apologise, and makes an unceremonial exit from the stage. And all because the poor actor was playing his part well.

With anguish in his eyes, and perfectly mastered, controlled expression, he was sitting on the chair right at the edge of the stage. With fury in his eyes, he was looking into the eyes of the audience, sending across Heathcliffe's feelings to their hearts. But for this one girl who sat in the front row, who looked into his eyes, he stared, she stared, she laughed, and she laughed, and he blinked, and then he burst out laughing.

Then suddenly he stoppeed laughing and ran off the stage, for you know more than I do, had he stayed there, he was in for fury from the audience. But then, running was no good option either.

And then...
then what he was reprimanded, thrown on the stage again
Ofcourse after,
"WE ARE VERY SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE,AND THE PLAY SHALL SOON BE RESUMED"

He came back, and he acted nice. I already told you he was a good actor, and we shall not change our opinion on that.
And, then the play ended. Nice response, audience were happy, but we shall not even talk about that.

We'll fisrt move out of the hall. Its getting crowded here with people trying to make their way through the narrow gates. If you'd rather come with me, I ll take you to see another play, for fishy things seldom escape my eyes. See, here goes the first row laughing lass, and she's still laughing looking at our Mr. Heathcliffe. And, Heathcliffe's reaction I cannot quite fathom.

Awww.... and now she stopped laughing, and now I am going to laugh my kidneys out, for I cannot stand watching two people seeing each other like thatt...!!!!
Lets get out of here. No, you come along.
No more peek-a-boo.... Nooo.... No another Wuthering Heights for the day folks!!!
We don't like love stories.

Tasty food!!!! :P

Who doesn't want tasty food, and that too when it comes totally free? But,that still doesn't mean that weddings of strangers should be your favorite targets. Rather, if you take my words, that should be the last resort, after you have exhausted all options of dragging friends to give you treats for big and small things like them being thrown out of the class or for being ditched by their onety first girlfriend, and so on and so forth.

But, there are some exceptions, like when strangers themselves invite you to their weddings, or their sister's wedding, or even for their wife's or husband's wedding for that matter.
Same thing happened when me and my friend Shirley, 'the girly' went for a wedding at the 'Garden of Edding', and had a 'Chocolate cake' and a 'Strawberry milkshake'.

The day was fine..
like when the sun would shine..
the mood was good...
and jobless we stood...

then rang Shirley's phone
and brigher grew her tone...
she announced that it was Rohan's sis...
who was getting married, and the occasion we mustn't miss...

and so I agreed, for Rohan was a mystery...
of Shirley's favorite schooltime history...
and so it was decided that we must go...
dress up and make up, and all that ado...

Then came the day, and we sat there...
in the wedding hall, where I gave Rohan mouth-open stare...
"Dosen't Rohan look a little too old to be our age..."
Oh yes... He's a decade older to us, our age?? Who says??"

"Pardon me lady... wasn't he in your class...??
the guy you talked about, the one with the funny ass???"
"No baby no... This aint that Rohan
This is another friend of mine, and this one's more fun."

"What the hell..??!! I am attending Rohan's sister wedding
And who's this Rohan, Ihaven't an idea worth a shilling....!!"
"That's ok babes, and I am sorry, maybe because of the haste!!...
the food's worth the confusion, now since we are here let us atleast taste!! !! !!